(Source: larvitarr)
me writing essays
My entire thesis.
Every single academic book in existence.
Reblogged for comments.
Me writing a paper exactly.
the-thought-emporium-imperial:
Holy crap, these are gorgeous
I’ve always wished my life to be like this…
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
This. Is. Terrifying
Wait… did they change the Nicki cover?
(Source: girlsgotafacelikemurder)
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones)